Nanny Service for your Baby - St. Moritz
SMBS
Sandra Monika Bischof Nanny Service or
St. Moritz Baby Service
Me, ...
at my 40thies birthday party – just cut off my hair from long to short – to really short!
Myself, ...
wandering,
wondering in nature
...and «I» with your BABY
of course KI-generated
My Secret
I speak baby language (... but don’t tell the baby.)
Education
Life thaught me. (And of course some skills from my mother).
Why engage me?
Because your gut feeling tells you to do so.
(And you are curious to find out if I can really handle your baby).
Rates/Prices
Worth it! (Gratuities - or so called «tips» - welcome for exceeding your expectations)
Individual Packages
1Night-shifts-ONLY
2Just for FUN
33 Days in a Row
4Day&Night
5You tell me what you want and I tell you what I want.
(As simple as it is.)
What's important for me?
ME, MYSELF and your BABY ... then my horse Kaschmir.
(Don’t tell my horse that he is 3rd place – he would be very jealous.)
Hobbies
HorseRiding and giving Ponies a lesson how to carry kids 2hours through the forest and not loosing them on top.
(I swear –
it has never happened till now)
Partner
Licensed private SKI INSTRUCTOR – Jonathan Visser
(He is better with Teenager and Adults – give me your babies and toddlers.)
References
Baby 1 *
Baby 2 *
Baby 3 *
Baby 4 *
Jonathan **
(*name anonymised for data protection reasons // no phone number available, as they can’t speak yet)
(**Only Jonathan you can call - +41 79 527 93 26 – but when he picks up, he most probably pretends to be an adult)
Awards
«no-sleep-for-3-days-in-a-row» (2012)
«baby-dirt-spotted-clothing-still-looking-good» (2013)
«keep-cool-while-4hours-baby-screaming» (2014)
«no-hands-free-for-coffee&in-good-mood» (2016)
«professional-baby-weight-lifting-acrobatics» (2018)
«soundproofed-for-baby-screams» (2020)
«pee&poo-all-over-my-face&body» (2022)
«all-kids-stayed-on-the-horses-back» (2024)
«NAME-YOUR-AWARD» (2025?)
«stress-level-3:hungry-babies-screaming-parallel) (2027?)
(more Awards to come...for sure!)
Languages
- Baby – see secret section
- SwissGerman - born Swiss, living in Zürich, grown-up in a small town on the countryside German - and most of it’s dialects
- English - if you are fluent, I reply fluent
- French – Oui, Oui, je comprends
- Dutch - Jonathan’s mother language – learning in progress
- Russian – only Baby Russian and of course the most important words: Привет, водка
(of course as well body and handsign language – if everything fails: get me WIFI)
Contact me
Send me your babie’s application and we do a video call for a first assessment.
Disclaimer
Any writting mistakes were by accident.
I just wanted to find out, if you are an adult
© 2020